Cheese-y Family Unit

I've been trying to find a family photo.  You know, one that we are ALL IN?  This has proven fruitless,  partly because there are none.  Isn't that so very sad?

So, I resorted to taking a picture of the only family photo I know about.  Do you see what I'm saying?  Don't worry, I don't either.  You see, I have taken a picture of the framed photo on the wall, which is why you can sort of see that flash spot between my head and William's head - the one that looks suspiciously like a poltergeist.  

Which reminds me, have I told you about the time we lived in an honest to goodness HAUNTED HOUSE?  Never mind. That is a story best told when it gets dark out and I have my blankie with the silky edges close at hand.  When that time comes, please don't tell my sister's husband because he simply cannot handle the truth of the matter and proceeds to stick his fingers in his ears and hum loudly to drown out my scary words.  He's funny that way.



                           Johnny (mid-son), John (Dad), William (ruler), Anne (me), Nick (eldest)

This was taken a year or two (?) ago.  Frankly, I don't remember.  But we still all pretty much look like that.  Except for Nick - the eldest - who is sitting to my right which is really my left.  I love confusing you.

Anyway, he's a lot bigger now.  Oh, and Johnny, the middle-est sitting to the far side of Dad...he's way bigger now. WAY. But the other three of us look pretty similar.  Except I am pretty sure that we are cuter and thinner than ever. (Oh, how I love that I can hide behind this screen of lies!)

The photographers encouraged us to all wear black solid tops.  The all black thing is funny now that I examine this picture.  It almost looks like Dad and the two boys are one organism with 3 heads and many octopus like arms.  OR it looks like Johnny's head is really just an iron on picture on Dad's t-shirt that he probably got at Virginia Beach.
Oh, and I love this.  If you squint, it looks like Dad has an afro due to the gigantic fern behind his head.  These are the ways I amuse myself.  Unfortunately, my hair looks worse without the fern.  It is all scraggly and unkempt looking. So, as always, please do not look at me.  

But do enjoy the following ode to cheese recipe, which by the mere fact that it incorporates fat(bacon), fungi grown in excrement, LOTS o' cheese and flakes (red pepper) pretty much sums up this brood:

Wild Mushroom Macaroni and Three Cheeses with Truffle Oil

1 1/2 cups sliced crimini mushrooms
1 1/2 cups sliced shitake mushrooms
2 tbsp oil or bacon fat
1 1/2 tbsp sherry vinegar
3 tbsp butter
3 tbsp flour
3 cup whole milk, warmed
4 oz herb chevre, crumbled
4 oz sharp cheddar, shredded
4 oz parmigiano reggiano, separated in 2 2oz piles
1 tbsp fresh thyme leaves
2 tsp fresh rosemary, minced
1 tsp fresh sage, minced
2-3 tbsp white truffle oil, depending on how strong you like it (yes, this is some rich mac-n-cheese)
1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
1/2 cup panko
10 oz elbow pasta
kosher salt and fresh cracked black pepper

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place a large pot of water over high heat and cover. Place a large saute pan with 2 tbsp oil or lard over medium heat. Once the oil is hot, add the mushrooms to the pan and saute for 7-10 minutes or until the mushrooms are fully cooked and slightly caramelized. Toss or stir occasionally. Season with a pinch of kosher salt and black pepper then deglaze the pan with sherry vinegar. Allow all of the vinegar to cook out, then remove the mushrooms from the pan and set aside.

Begin the cheese sauce. Add 4 tbsp butter to a medium-sized sauce pan and place the pan on the stove over medium heat. Once all the butter is melted and hot, whisk in 4 tbsp flour. Cook the flour, whisking, for about 30 seconds , just long enough to get rid of the raw flour taste, but not long enough for the flour to start caramelizing. Add the thyme, rosemary, sage, and red pepper flakes. Continue stirring and allow the herbs to saute for about another 30 secpnds. Slowly pour in the milk while whisking continuously, so the roux and milk incorporate smoothly and there are no lumps. Allow the bechamel to come to a simmer (it won’t gain it’s full thickness until it does), stirring occassionally.

While waiting for the sauce to come to a simmer start the pasta. Liberally salt the pot of boiling water, almost to the point it tastes like sea water. This may take a few handfuls of salt . Add the pasta to the water and cook the pasta for a minute or two less than the suggested time on the box.

Once the bechamel has reached a simmer, stir in the chevre, cheddar, 2oz of parmigiano, and truffle oil until all the cheese has melted. Turn off the heat and and taste the sauce for seasoning levels. Season with salt and pepper as necessary. In small mixing bowl, mix together the panko and remaining 2oz of parmigiano reggiano.

Strain the pasta immediately once finished cooking. In a mixing bowl, toss the pasta, cheese sauce, and mushrooms together. Pour the macaroni and cheese into a deep glass or ceramic loaf pan and sprinkle the panko/parmigiano mixture evenly across the top. Bake the mac-n-cheese in the upper part of the oven for about 15 to 20 minutes or until the topping is golden and the cheese sauce is bubbly. Serve hot. Enjoy!






 
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