Go To Your Womb
I took my oldest son to the Chiropractor yesterday. My youngest despot accompanied us. I was filling out the patient questionnaire form for the oldest and came to the question:
"Do you smoke?" And because I am so very funny, I said to oldest son,
"Nick, what should I put here for "do you smoke"?"
to which youngest, without skipping a beat, says, "You should put down NOT YET."
I'm thinking: Please return to your womb immediately and commence being a baby instead of a 73 year old curmudgeon.
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